The Short Story

Here's the abbreviated version:

• # of "wet" underwear: COUNTLESS
• rooms smelling of urine: 3
• new pairs of shoes for Charlotte: 2 (cutiest EVER)
• baseball bats for Cal: 4 apparently you can never have enough
• on the hunt for: "Cars" Lizzie (the old lady), Frank (the Combine), and Red (the Fire Truck)
• # of nights Cal has gotten into Charlotte's bed: it would be easier to say how many he hasn't (2 that I can recall since we took down side rails)
• # of Cheeto's lovers: 3 (Wes eats them but apparently does NOT love them)
• dr. visits: 1 (foreign object in mama's foot) VERY scary to hold 2 2-yr-old kids on your lap when a dr. is using a scalpel on your body! :)